I came across several of these movie posters which I thought were a scream.  I really enjoy these movies and that might be why I think they are funny.  However, hope you too will ENJOY. 

Just Too Cute Graphic website

http://www.justtoocutedesktopart.com/

The English Language

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The peasant decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present .

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick'?

The Meaning of Life -or- the Circle of Life?

God created the dog and said:  

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.  For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.  

Then God created the monkey and said:

'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform.  How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And God agreed.  

God then created the cow and said:

'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.  How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.  
   
God finally created humans and said:

'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But the human said: 'Only twenty years?  Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

 

Video-Baby Laughing at Dog and Bubbles

I saw this on the Huffington Post website this morning.  I laughed out loud!!  Really.  You need to turn your speakers up for this one (and the earlier post of the Ticklish Penguin).  Enjoy. 
Click on the link below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnagemulucw&feature=player_embedded

Cookie the Ticklish Penguin Video

Check this video out of Cookie the Penguin (Cincinnati Zoo) with your speakers on.  This is adorable.  You will laugh.

http://youtu.be/4K3MXY5ITxQ  (click on link please)

Buddy to the rescue

see more Lolcats and funny pictures, and check out our Socially Awkward Penguin lolz!

Can Giraffes climb trees?

After seeing the photos below - it made me get on line and check it out.  Do these animals really climb trees?  If you believe the photos below -

Eight Days a Week to Laugh