Bacon anyone?

Watch this video with your sound on.  This is a scream.  I watched it at work (alone) and laughed out loud.  I am still laughing at it while typing this post. 

If your dogs are like my Corgi, they are always hungry.  You would almost think we were starving them.  My Corgi knows "Cheese."  (She might share with her sister, Serenity, if she has to)  Emma and Serenity both get a piece of cheese every morning before I leave for work.  If you open the Cheese Drawer-Emma knows (even if she is outside-she knows).  Serenity just waits for Emma to bolt, then she will saunter in.  Serenity keeps her cool (like her name). 

Emma also knows all the other foods known to man-kind (and dog-kind) and she thinks she is entitled to a bite of each and every one.  Bacon - ham - pork --- that tops the list.  But beef, chicken, hot dogs . . .  doesn't matter.  If push comes to shove - she will eat her dog food.  Emma eats her dog food and then sits by the bowl waiting for it to magically refill itself.  As I mentioned in an earlier post, one day that Corgi will explode.  I could not even imagine if I owned a cat and shared something with the cat and not her.  Enjoy this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw&feature=email

Royal Wedding Madness

Everything Royal from Legos, Corgis, Pez, Look-alikes and . . .

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Behold! A six-foot-long, four-foot-high cake shaped like a corgi to honor the royal betrothed! According to Oddity Central, it was comprised of 120 eggs, 20 kg of dry dog food, 30 kg or wholemeal flour, and 25 cloves of garlic. Michelle Wibowo spent 111 hours in making it, including 16 hours on the fur detailing alone. After pictures were taken it was devoured by the local dog population in a splendid showing of goodwill towards canines/creepy symbolic cannibalism. Honestly, I would have thought this was the actual royal wedding cake except there’s no way Wills and Kate would want to compete with it for attention. Talk about your losing battles!

The carefully orchestrated ceremony that included the entire royal family, millions of spectators, thousands of police officers and hundreds of members of the mounted Household Calvary was flawless until a horse spooked by the crowds threw its rider and bolted past the newly married couple as they made their way to Buckingham Palace

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Royal Look-alikes

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I came across several of these movie posters which I thought were a scream.  I really enjoy these movies and that might be why I think they are funny.  However, hope you too will ENJOY. 

Just Too Cute Graphic website

http://www.justtoocutedesktopart.com/

The English Language

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The peasant decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present .

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
PS. - Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick'?